Superglue!

Seriously WTF is up with superglue? I can't seem to own a bottle for longer than 3 weeks before the whole thing glues itself together! Turn the lid and the whole nozzle comes off! Its only a ploy to get me to buy more! In my whole life I have never been able use a complete bottle before the whole thing is fucked. I know there are more important thing to rant about (Libya, Robert Mugabe or the new Austrian Pervert who likes to keep it in the family) but this just pisses me off!

I suppose its just another case of a crap design to make sure customers keep buying it over and over again even though there is plenty more in the bottle, I just can't get the fucker out! I reckon (probably incorrectly) that I have probably bought 20 litres of superglue in the last 20 years and only managed to use 200ml.   Is it too much too ask that someone comes up with a bottle that doesn't get fucked up after 10 uses? I'm probably pissing in the wind here but if everyone in the world stood up and said no to these bottles, something would be done.

I have decided to rank my peevs in order of annoyingness as I blog so here they go:
1) Banks and bankers (greedy ones of course).
2) Superglue bottle manufacturers (I just can't blame superglue).

At the moment my list is a top two, but I am an extremely intolerant person so that list will engorge itself soon, oh yes it will!